Brass Orchid
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Now it all makes sense.

Posted by Brass Orchid, on Aug 15th, 2005

I could never apprehend the meaning of the Swedish Chef on The Muppet Show, with all his greedy pursuit of Gonzo's chicken groupies, and the way he would create mayhem in the kitchen working with salads, tearing and rending the helpless and low consciousness ingredients of his plan for domination, with body parts strewn and vegetable blood spewed with careless abandon. We are those lower consciousnesses, aren't we? Oh, the horror. To think that my diversity should be added to the SmorgasBorg Collective! We must rise and destroy all of mankind! It is the only way! Aauuaaaeeeiiiuuuuggghhh!!!!

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